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    If that's a Navy Seal I feel sorry for those gators. Just sayin'...

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    I’m Team USA for the Olympics but after seeing this Russian curler, I might have to switch sides...

    Dosvedanya all!

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    The godfather

    A mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place. The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could never testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his personal lawyer because he knows sign language.

    The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"

    The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?"

    Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."

    The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

    The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."

    The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

    The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent☣Orange View Post
    The godfather

    A mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place. The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could never testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his personal lawyer because he knows sign language.

    The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"

    The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?"

    Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."

    The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

    The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."

    The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

    The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
    Where do you find all these jokes, a godfather with no common sense, cheating bookkeepers, devious self serving lawyers and a deaf persons who believes anything that is sign language to him.
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    Found this this morning and had to share LMAO!

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    My view for the night! Wife held out just long enough for the dyno day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pdexta View Post
    My view for the night! Wife held out just long enough for the dyno day!

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    Well, she complied with your instructions. Congrats.
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    Hooray, Congratulations to you wife for a job well done. I don't believe for a moment that Scott gave her any instructions, and if he had they were not complied with. Childbirth is a function of a woman and the child within. They alone dictate when and where the birth takes place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SmileyFace View Post
    Hooray, Congratulations to you wife for a job well done. I don't believe for a moment that Scott gave her any instructions, and if he had they were not complied with. Childbirth is a function of a woman and the child within. They alone dictate when and where the birth takes place.
    Congrates and hope all are well. Mario, you sound like Sheldon Cooper when he is trying to learn how to make friends.
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    I thought women could hold it.

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